Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Peppers]

I protect myself from viruses with essential oils. Screw getting those autism causing vaccines!

Is there an essential oil that helps with herpes flare ups? Asking for a friend....

 

[Immigrant]

Essential, my eye. You can’t convince me that an oil that no one even knew existed is essential. Essential to what?

Essential to separate you from your money.

Name that shit appropriately, motherfuckers.

 

[nukes]

Yes, rosehips are definitely a fad. At least a million-year-old fad.

 

[nukes]

Also, I don't have anything to do with essential oils. None of these oils are essential, I've lived almost 53 years without any of them. It's making my nose look better though!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Essential to separate you from your money.

Thats it right there

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Essential, my eye. You can’t convince me that an oil that no one even knew existed is essential. Essential to what?

Essential to separate you from your money.

Name that shit appropriately, motherfuckers.

Essential as in essence, not gotta-have-it

They've been around for hundreds of years, rosewater is basically essential oils and a lot of water. Wasnt till the huns got ahold of them that there was any issue.

 

[nukes]

This is the UF way. " hey guys, I found something that makes me less of an ugly bastard!"
UF: "No you didn't..."

 

[Immigrant]

Essential as in essence, not gotta-have-it

They've been around for hundreds of years, rosewater is basically essential oils and a lot of water. Wasnt till the huns got ahold of them that there was any issue.

Words are dumb

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This is the UF way. " hey guys, I found something that makes me less of an ugly bastard!"
UF: "No you didn't..."

I think the only real cure for that is gonna be

 

[Valve1138]

Somebody is triggered

 

[Immigrant]

Somebody has their arm around a bald mannequin’s shoulder. Like that movie that never showed the guy banging the mannequin.

 

[Peppers]

 

[august]

Ugh, I've got the flu, despite being vaccinated. This blows.

that happened to me last flu season (2017 into 2018) & I am still dealing with the ear issues it exacerbated thanks to my shoddy anatomy

 

[Jehannum]

This is the UF way. " hey guys, I found something that makes me less of an ugly bastard!"
UF: "No you didn't..."

I believe you.

Making you less ugly isn't a high bar to clear.

that happened to me last flu season (2017 into 2018) & I am still dealing with the ear issues it exacerbated thanks to my shoddy anatomy

Sure the cuntmuppet isn't kicking you all the way in the ear canal?

 

[Strings]

Somebody has their arm around a bald mannequin’s shoulder. Like that movie that never showed the guy banging the mannequin.

Ever see the movie PIN?
There's some anatomically correct dummy on Nurse action in that.

 

[nukes]

I believe you.

Making you less ugly isn't a high bar to clear.


Sure the cuntmuppet isn't kicking you all the way in the ear canal?

This is the pot calling the kettle black.

 

[Jehannum]

This is the pot calling the kettle black.

your point being?

 

[Strings]

It's getting ugly in here.

 

[nukes]

your point being?

Sharp.

 

[august]

I believe you.

Making you less ugly isn't a high bar to clear.


Sure the cuntmuppet isn't kicking you all the way in the ear canal?

with the force of some of the kicks, it rly feels like it might be