Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[APRIL]

I dunno how you four eyed fuckers deal with wearing glasses. I recently got a pair to reduce eye strain and I can hardly handle them. Constantly getting glare off any and every light source in sight. Always smudged. Uncomfortable.

How do you feel about contacts or lasik?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

How do you feel about contacts or lasik?

Lasik? My eyesight is fine.

Contacts are nasty gross yuck.

 

[APRIL]

Lasik? My eyesight is fine.

Contacts are nasty gross yuck.

Glasses.... Eye sight is fine.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Glasses.... Eye sight is fine.

Did you not read my post that you replied to?

 

[Domon]

He's wearing some sort of non corrective glasses. The yellow ones maybe

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[OzSTEEZ]

Yellow? Dunno that reference.

They are just standard looking glass to help reduce eye strain from staring at computer screens all day everyday.

 

[nukes]

Accidentally slept through the night. I feel like Superman. Five foot erection. Bend over!

 

[MacG]

Accidentally slept through the night. I feel like Superman. Five foot erection. Bend over!

My co-worker came 1.5 hours late.

He went to the bathroom to get ready and fell asleep on the toilet seat. His smart watch confirms it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My co-worker came 1.5 hours late.

He went to the bathroom to get ready and fell asleep on the toilet seat. His smart watch confirms it.

Musta had a rough night. Be extra loud around him to show support.

 

[tre]

IV Valium. Best shit ever.

yup

 

[MacG]

Musta had a rough night. Be extra loud around him to show support.

I'm always loud. I'm that loud mouth annoying co-worker.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm always loud. I'm that loud mouth annoying co-worker.

Then you got this! Just be yourself.
For science.

 

[nukes]

yup

I told the surgeon to draw a dotted line and hand me the scalpel.

 

[MacG]

Then you got this! Just be yourself.
For science.

He's just lazy. He slept the whole night and fell asleep on the toilet seat because of more lazyness.

 

[adi]

He's just lazy. He slept the whole night and fell asleep on the toilet seat because of more lazyness.

I woke my bro up with a trumpet blast, had to run.

 

[MacG]

I woke my bro up with a trumpet blast, had to run.

One day my mother woke me up, said he can't wake my brother up. She was very scared. I slapped him and no response.

I got scared too. Then, I poured down some water on him. Gag reflex woke him up. He's the heaviest sleeper I've ever known. Dude sleeps like he's dead.

 

[nukes]

One day my mother woke me up, said he can't wake my brother up. She was very scared. I slapped him and no response.

I got scared too. Then, I poured down some water on him. Gag reflex woke him up. He's the heaviest sleeper I've ever known. Dude sleeps like he's dead.

FUCKING KVLT! ATHIEST MUSLIM WATER BOARDS HIS BROTHER NEWS AT 11

 

[adi]

One day my mother woke me up, said he can't wake my brother up. She was very scared. I slapped him and no response.

I got scared too. Then, I poured down some water on him. Gag reflex woke him up. He's the heaviest sleeper I've ever known. Dude sleeps like he's dead.

Heee, I sleep like that sometimes..

 

[MacG]

FUCKING KVLT! ATHIEST MUSLIM WATER BOARDS HIS BROTHER NEWS AT 11

You had me at atheist muslim.

 

[MacG]

Heee, I sleep like that sometimes..

I wonder, do you nearly die or something?