Food Hawaiin Haystacks

Gosh darnit.. there is a character limit on titles. BOOOOOO I originally had Hawaiian "Pineapple in My Ass" Bob
 
In case anyone thinks they're a Utah speciality, the clue is in the name.

Just in case you're not being sarcastic:

The dish did not originate in Hawaii, but derives its name from the Hawaiian character of pineapple, a staple ingredient. It is popular in the western U.S. both as a school lunch and as a quick, creative meal for family dinners
 
I think when my friend made hers she did rice, chicken, cream of chicken soup, then we added, pineapple, coconut, celery, and those crunchy asian noodles.