Have you ever...

[shawndavid]

smoked crack?

been partially devoured by an alligator?

both at once?

Some dumb sum bitch decided to jump in Lake Parker where we did the Orbital Grooves Radio party a few months ago. He had smoked crack and decided he was interested in skinny dipping.

The cops earned their living the other night, boy.

read on...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/29/gator.attack.reut/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

 

[b_sinning]

I wonder if he got the gator high.

 

[APRIL]

In that lake? Are there nudes?

 

[Candy]

Why does it seem that on every episode of cops you see, someone is naked and high on crack? I wonder what the corrolation is here?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That combination has been shown to be highly entertaining enough to keep viewers

 

[fly]

That lake was fucking gross. He'd have to be high to even jump in it. I'd have to shower for weeks.

 

[APRIL]

That lake was fucking gross. He'd have to be high to even jump in it. I'd have to shower for weeks.

Coming from the guy who won't get in water parks.

 

[fly]

Coming from the guy who won't get in water parks.

Kids are fucking disgusting creatures

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Coming from the guy who won't get in water parks.

You mean a public water park where all the 5-year old kids jump in an immediately pee?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's what a drysuit is for++

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You mean a public water park where all the 5-year old kids jump in an immediately pee?

And their 300lb fathers who don't wipe their ass float around leaving fecal matter everywhere

 

[APRIL]

That's what a drysuit is for++

 

[fly]

That's what a drysuit is for++

And a rebreather, FUN FOR THE WHOLE DAY!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Add a blue tarp for camo and a camera, and you're all set!

 

[b_sinning]

Then you can get lots of pictures of cankles underwater.

 

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Another intelligent floridiot, why do all funny stories come from Florida?

 

[shawndavid]

Another intelligent floridiot, why do all funny stories come from Florida?

cause it's where all teh Canadians move...

 

[BeerAd]

cause it's where all teh Canadians move...

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[ruthless]

#1 darmin strikes again

#2 i shat in the lazy river 20 some years ago

#3 florida, is full of " looky here yalls" gotta love it

 

[b_sinning]

Another intelligent floridiot, why do all funny stories come from Florida?

There is a reason why Fark has a Florida tag.