Have you ever used a bidet?

[Sp`ange]

I've always wondered what it would feel like to have cool stream of water washing my ass ass off. Especially when you have some messy Guinness shits or something.

Ever used one?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wanna try out one of them fancy japanese ones that wash, dry, and perfumes your ass for you. Plus they have temperature controlled seats.

 

[Sarcasmo]

As a kid I was terrified of them, and then as a hormone-crazed teenager I would....nevermind.

 

[Desslock]

Well there was that garden hose incident in 79.

 

[Onnotangu]

detachable showerheads....

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sometimes after I take a dump, I just walk out in the yard (without pants on) and just hose myself off with the gardenhose.
At least I DID untill the neighbors complained

 

[simple]

after I drink this pitcher of water I'll be your personal bidet

 

[smileynev]

I poop in them

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It's not necessarily a cool stream of water, they usually have hot and cold water. Though I've seen a couple that had two faucets like those stupid old fashioned sinks.

The French use 'em cuz they only shower once a quarter or so

 

[fly]

My friend shawn had one at his last place. I never got to use it tho.

 

[simple]

i just want to pee on someone's ass crack

 

[Galen]

Yes, but it never feels like it's done right if you know what I mean. I like good old physical contact myself.

 

[bast_imret]

Yes, but it never feels like it's done right if you know what I mean. I like good old physical contact myself.

what, like a tounge?

 

[JAXvillain]

Yes, but it never feels like it's done right if you know what I mean. I like good old physical contact myself.

wipe & then bidet

I used one once while I was in spain & france for 2 weeks last summer...every room I stayed in had one though

my grandparents had one in their condo on key biscayne when I was a kid but I was too young to know what it was

 

[bast_imret]

wipe & then bidet

I used one once while I was in spain & france for 2 weeks last summer...every room I stayed in had one though

my grandparents had one in their condo on key biscayne when I was a kid but I was too young to know what it was

Mommie! Why is the toilet peeing on me?

 

[Galen]

wipe & then bidet

I used one once while I was in spain & france for 2 weeks last summer...every room I stayed in had one though

my grandparents had one in their condo on key biscayne when I was a kid but I was too young to know what it was

That's because use of toilet paper in France & Spain is restricted because it will clog the sewer system. You aren't meant to use TP at all infact.

 

[Galen]

what, like a tounge?

no, not like that. I prefer the king of toilet papers, though I've yet to find it.

 

[JAXvillain]

That's because use of toilet paper in France & Spain is restricted because it will clog the sewer system. You aren't meant to use TP at all infact.

if you aren't supposed to use tp at all, why do they have a dispenser mounted next to every toilet?

 

[bast_imret]

They have little cameras installed in each and they laugh at you when you reach for some TP and there is none there. Silly americans.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

if you aren't supposed to use tp at all, why do they have a dispenser mounted next to every toilet?

Because most european bathrooms don't have paper towels, there has to be something to blow your nose with.