Hasbro updates Clue game

thank god for all these updates designed to appeal to young kids like me, i can relate more to footballers and a-list stars than STUFFY OLD PROFESSORS and what's a COLONEL anyway?
 
thank god for all these updates designed to appeal to young kids like me, i can relate more to footballers and a-list stars than STUFFY OLD PROFESSORS and what's a COLONEL anyway?

A colonel is like a southern super hero.

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its all a marketing gimmick. in 2 years after this thing bombs they'll release "clue classic" and everyone will go out and buy it, despite the fact that they already have the original clue still in their closet.
 
its all a marketing gimmick. in 2 years after this thing bombs they'll release "clue classic" and everyone will go out and buy it, despite the fact that they already have the original clue still in their closet.

YOU DONT SAY
 
You know I don't think I've ever actually played clue. It's one of those games that have always been around but I've never been bored enough to play.