Harry Potter is gay!
- Thread starter JAXvillain
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like I ever suspected otherwise!
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I wish i were a priest and you were an altar boy!!!Drool-Boy said:that priest wishes harry potter was an altar boy
Ma171aC said:your just mad cause we dont want YOU to be an altar boy...
you can be the priest
I was an altar boy. And the priest didn't touch me without my permission.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
That's a new twist, usually religious people have been deriding Harry Potter for being 'evil'
Why do you think those people care so much about stuff that has no effect on them? It's not like anyone is forcing them to read the book.......yet
Why do you think those people care so much about stuff that has no effect on them? It's not like anyone is forcing them to read the book.......yet
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Maybe harry potter IS gay
I mean, all this talk of waving "magic wands" around, and "riding broomsticks" and "dumbledore keeps putting his finger in my bum".....its all very subtle, but its there...
I mean, all this talk of waving "magic wands" around, and "riding broomsticks" and "dumbledore keeps putting his finger in my bum".....its all very subtle, but its there...
Syrup Beaver
pants log
The footfalls thud away into the cave, and the echoes of Sam's voice yelling at Smeagol eventually fade until the crackling of the fire and the beating of their hearts dominate the cozy den.
Frodo flicked his longing gaze from Harry for a moment to the dark passageway, and broke the spell that seemed to have fallen "I like Sam and all, but he's kind of clingy and gets awfully jealous..."
"You DO have to admit, he is mesmerizing in that Dolce & Gandalfo Shelob-silk cardigan" twittered Harry, as he went back to shaving his legs.
The crack of the lightning bolt just outside of the den's opening shattered the moment, striking momentary terror in the hearts of the two lads, for it seemed as if the agents of Popeauman had descended upon their retreat.
As the realization that it was merely a storm beginning settled in, Frodo discovered that he was firmly grasping Harry's inner thigh.
...
Frodo flicked his longing gaze from Harry for a moment to the dark passageway, and broke the spell that seemed to have fallen "I like Sam and all, but he's kind of clingy and gets awfully jealous..."
"You DO have to admit, he is mesmerizing in that Dolce & Gandalfo Shelob-silk cardigan" twittered Harry, as he went back to shaving his legs.
The crack of the lightning bolt just outside of the den's opening shattered the moment, striking momentary terror in the hearts of the two lads, for it seemed as if the agents of Popeauman had descended upon their retreat.
As the realization that it was merely a storm beginning settled in, Frodo discovered that he was firmly grasping Harry's inner thigh.
...
Fat Burger said:Yeah, but he goes for Cho, and then Ginny. Hermoine is just too uptight for him
But just think of that sexual repression.
She'll have to release it at some point