WTF Harry Beast Pole 2016

Mr. Harry Beast 2016

  • Jeharnachev

    Votes: 12 60.0%
  • Awesomeness Dispenser

    Votes: 12 60.0%
  • Mr. Bathe Me

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • PerfectToast

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Bush-3p0

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Wesbacca

    Votes: 3 15.0%
  • Chronic the HairBall

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Better call Duke duke (late entry)

    Votes: 3 15.0%

  • Total voters
    20
  • Poll closed .

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We haven't had a brass pole in a long time and it appears 99.99% of the male members are harry bastards.
asking who has the grossest beard is too easy (sorry asa) and asking who's got the sexiest beard is too easy (yay asa)

soooooooo i ask, which of these dudes can be UF's Sexy Harry Best '16


possible things to look for:
-afro'ish
-fullness
-food in beard (extra points)
-grey hair
-curly Q's
-dreads
-roadkill look
-beard blends with neck beard like a "hair bib'
-long pubes look


( @kiwi is the tie breaker because amish expertise)


Official ENTRIES:
1) @Jehannum
2) @Mustard Dispenser
3) @Mr. Asa
4) @Chronic the Hedgehog
5) @thintoast
6) @Duke
7) @Domon


Unofficial entries:
8) @Wessels

^^^get your entries in to be crowned Mr. Harry Beast 2016





@Jehannum
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@Mustard Dispenser
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@Mr. Asa
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@Chronic the Hedgehog

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@thintoast
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@Duke
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@Domon
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@Wessels if your GF will let you, submit your eggcellent hipster hobo face

***** @APRIL since you shaved last Sunday, you have been disqualified











i love all you guys and you all look great <3
 
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I need to fluff out my hair (no, not my beard, hair on top of my head) and take a pic. I truly have more of it now than I ever have in my life. It's a bit insane, I'm starting to understand how women complain about it in the summer and it's not even warm out.
 
Nah, I'll just buzz it all of. I can go from a skin level buzz cut to a full head of hair in maybe a month. It's a pain sometimes.

I was thinking about doing a mohawk, considering how long it is.