Happy Valentine's Day

[Amstel]

ineffective. i dont see any facing backwards

looks like a parachute video/photographer dude.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

ineffective. i dont see any facing backwards

Pshh... he has the rewind button for that

 

[Petunia]

Started talking around Julyish-cruise in October, did webcams, talked on the phone, text, and such so it was like we knew each other at that point.

A cruise ship is a public enough place to meet a 30 year old man when you are 22... right?

Wow that's pretty slutty of you.

 

[APRIL]

Wow that's pretty slutty of you.

What? I wanted sex.

 

[Petunia]

What? I wanted sex.

Your dad needs to fill a spray bottle with holy water and spray it on you every time you get in heat

 

[APRIL]

Your dad needs to fill a spray bottle with holy water and spray it on you every time you get in heat

Ironic coming from you. I figured you'd be proud.

 

[Duke]

Your dad needs to fill a spray bottle with holy water and spray it on you every time you get in heat

omg, I'm so going to use this line. Classic!

 

[Wessels]

What? I wanted sex.

SLORE!

 

[Petunia]

Ironic coming from you. I figured you'd be proud.

It took me more than cat nip and a cruise to get me to sleep with my exHusb .. We waited like 3 weeks or some shit!
You sir are a slut!

 

[APRIL]

It took me more than cat nip and a cruise to get me to sleep with my exHusb .. We waited like 3 weeks or some shit!
You sir are a slut!

That's one example, slore.

 

[Petunia]

That's one example, slore.

S
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[gee]

Sleeping with someone you've known for months != slore.
Girl who gets drunk at bars and gets dragged off by a different guy each time = slore.

But this being UF, you're both aids factories.

 

[Amstel]

Sleeping with someone you've known for months != slore.
Girl who gets drunk at bars and gets dragged off by a different guy each time = slore.

let's be honest,

they all fall into one of two categories, Prude or Slore. There really is no in-between when they start labeling each other.

 

[APRIL]

Sleeping with someone you've known for months != slore.
Girl who gets drunk at bars and gets dragged off by a different guy each time = slore.

But this being UF, you're both aids factories.

Omfg Hahahahahah haha!!!

 

[strawberry love]

Started talking around Julyish-cruise in October, did webcams, talked on the phone, text, and such so it was like we knew each other at that point.

A cruise ship is a public enough place to meet a 30 year old man when you are 22... right?

I met my boyfriend after a 9 year long e-friendship. And it wasn't for another 8 months after that we got naughty.

 

[Domon]

I met my boyfriend after a 9 year long e-friendship. And it wasn't for another 8 months after that we got naughty.

he wanted to bang you for 9 years and 8 months from the day he did. Just FYI

 

[strawberry love]

he wanted to bang you for 9 years and 8 months from the day he did. Just FYI

Oh I know.