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that made me think of the new commercials for man vs wild. bear skins a seal and wears its' skin as a vest for a plunge into the ocean! take that survivor-douche. "I had 3 berries today! what a blessed feast!" /les

Easy enough with a propane heater just off camera. :gayo:
 

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If I was in a real survival situation, I would much rather have bear grylls with me.

Any one that can find me a hotel to stay at while stranded in a desert is awesome.
 

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Les actually does survivor competitions all year. Bear goes back home to his 6,000 sqft estate and beats off in a mirror.

by survivor competitions you mean he goes out in the woods for 3 days, gets lost, starves and whines incessantly? he's not fit to hold bears jock strap
 

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Bear squeezed water out of elephant shit and drank it. Les would've cried himself into dehydration and died.
 

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by survivor competitions you mean he goes out in the woods for 3 days, gets lost, starves and whines incessantly? he's not fit to hold bears jock strap

Some of them are weeks long competitions. And when the fuck does he whine?
 

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all the time about having to lug his cameras around. that's his whole bit and he always whines about it.
 

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When you are lost out in the wilderness and need to survive:

Les shows you what to do.
Bear shows you what not to do.
 

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one's also entertaining and the other is like reading a phone book

Exactly why I said "Apples & Oranges" earlier.

Survivorman is about education, whereas Man vs Wild is about flashy entertainment.