GAY Happy Stupid Valentines Day / 4in24

Maureen

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hate this day. hope it hurries up and dies.



on a better note. Chile has had 4 earthquakes in 24 hours. normally when chile gets bitch slapped by mother-natures earths farts, we do too over here in Llama Land... soooooo everyone is a little freaked... ok not everyone JUST ME.
wtf.
i dont wana die in a pile of bricks and rubble!!!!

can you guys start sending me things? i need a survival kit.

 

Floptical

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I just got back from Chile last week before the first one hit. I hate them so much. When I lived in Turkey we had them all the time and two massive ones that killed tens of thousands of people.
 

shamwow

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that made me think of the new commercials for man vs wild. bear skins a seal and wears its' skin as a vest for a plunge into the ocean! take that survivor-douche. "I had 3 berries today! what a blessed feast!" /les
 

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Yea but bears crew totally brought along a weber to cook the seal off cam.

Did bear piss on the seal skin to uhh... Warm it up before he rubbed his face in it and put it on?