Happy Monday from sunny Arizona!

[CletusJones]

I sit here poolside using the wifi at my hotel enjoying the 110 degree dry heat and working on my tan while drinking an ice cold vodka lemonade, I thought to myself, I wonder how all those folks are doing at UF during this fine workday.

It's almost 9am here and the hotties are going to be coming out to the pool very soon, I can smell it.

I leave you with this, a pic of a guy sleeping on the airplane with a huge booger hanging out of his nose.

 

[theacoustician]

Why are you out in such a God forsaken place?

 

[CletusJones]

Why are you out in such a God forsaken place?

my best friend Rich was going out for business so my friend Steve and I decided to get in on the free accomidations and car rental.

 

[Coqui]

Where in Arizona are you?

 

[JAXvillain]

great pic

 

[CletusJones]

Where in Arizona are you?

http://www.graceinn.com/

 

[Sarcasmo]

That picture kicks ass. Too bad you didn't take it from a foot away.

 

[simple]

oh snap, one sec plz

 

[simple]

 

[kiwi]

[IG]http://uselessforums.com/files/051505/clownseat2.JPG[/IMG]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Coqui]

OMG Funzie was on that plane?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Kill it with a hammer and fire

 

[Onnotangu]

say Hi to my son. he is in arizonia.

 

[simple]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[CletusJones]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's funny as hell.

 

[BigDov]

lovely...... just lovely

 

[CletusJones]

So yesterday we drank a ton of our homemade "crunk juice" and got all hammered. Then we thought it would be a great idea to see if we could get some more booze at the hotel bar...

It ended poorly for my friend steve.
http://omg-stfu.com/temp/stevepassedoutatthebar.jpg
So, being the fantastic friends we are, we decided to hold up up for all to see, and then post the pics on the internet.
http://omg-stfu.com/temp/steveondisplay.jpg
Here's Rich smiling for the camera, he was the only one there who was sober.
http://omg-stfu.com/temp/richsayshello.jpg

So, needless to say I'm hurtin' today. We're sitting inside with the curtains closed and all the lights off. It's fantastic.

edit: pwnt by .htaccess

 

[BigDov]

LOL crunk juice..... didja get the recipe from G-Unit?

 

[CletusJones]

LOL crunk juice..... didja get the recipe from G-Unit?

HAHAHA, no.
We walked to the liquor store and picked up whatever looked tasty and was cheap. We ended up making cocktails with gordon's lime vodka, some tangerine schnapps, some skyy mellon, limeade, lemonade, and some squirt. It was tasty at the time but as I type this, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit.

 

[BigDov]

HAHAHA, no.
We walked to the liquor store and picked up whatever looked tasty and was cheap. We ended up making cocktails with gordon's lime vodka, some tangerine schnapps, some skyy mellon, limeade, lemonade, and some squirt. It was tasty at the time but as I type this, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit.

Sounds good to me.

One of the classic cheap mixers was squirt and R&R Canadian Whiskey. A few of those and SLAMMO you were hammered.