Baby Happy Krampus Day - Time to beat the kids!

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http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/12/krampus-saint-nicholas-dark-companion/100639/

While Saint Nicholas may bring gifts to good boys and girls, ancient folklore in Europe's Alpine region also tells of Krampus, a frightening beast-like creature who emerges during the Yule season, looking for naughty children to punish in horrible ways -- or possibly to drag back to his lair in a sack. In keeping with pre-Germanic Pagan traditions, men dressed as these demons have been frightening children on Krampusnacht for centuries, chasing them and hitting them with sticks, on an (often alcohol-fueled) run through the dark streets.

Now THIS is a holiday that April and I could get into. Are you one of those parents who don't beat your kids? We'll take care of it today!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I dont usually need an excuse to beat my kid, but Ill use this one!

 

[APRIL]

I like his pack of switches, can never have just one.

 

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printing this out now for when child services shows up at my door

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

printing this out now for when child services shows up at my door

Just remember to shout "Happy Krampus Day!" before you start beating the people from CPS

 

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Silly fairy tales.

 

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Silly fairy tales.

Silly fun tampon!

 

[Coqui]

The masks/makeup are pretty amazing

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I especially like the part where they get drunk and beat the children.

 

[CletusJones]

Wow the costumes are really amazing

 

[Applesauce]

Just remember to shout "Happy Krampus Day!" before you start beating the people from CPS

Lmfaoo

The costumes with the huge horns scare the shit outta me.
Thank Allah I didn't live in Germany or wherever the f as a kid, because these things would've visited me every year.

 

[Petunia]

White people..... smh

 

[Coqui]

White people..... smh

 

[Petunia]

Santo dios!!!!

 

[Coqui]

So it's not just white people

 

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