NSFW Happy Festivus

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Start date Dec 23, 2016

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch

Dec 23, 2016

#21

Mrs. Valve said:
ME.

BRING IT

I bet I can do more 12 ounce curls than you.

Mrs. Valve

Dizzy Broad

Dec 23, 2016

#22

HipHugHer said:
I bet I can do more 12 ounce curls than you.

Lies.

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adi

Brown Thunder

Dec 23, 2016

#23

Darth Handsome said:
I may decide to be nice to everyone this weekend.

I'm gonna try the opposite.

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adi

Brown Thunder

Dec 23, 2016

#24

HipHugHer said:
You buy your son dolls? Waddaya trying to turn him into a fruit?

Apparently it's the opp that turns them into fruits.

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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch

Dec 23, 2016

#25

adi said:
Apparently it's the opp that turns them into fruits.

I'm down with opp, yeah you know me.

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adi

Brown Thunder

Dec 23, 2016

#26

HipHugHer said:
I'm down with opp, yeah you know me.

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nukes

I Eat Buttholes Raw

Dec 23, 2016

#27

HipHugHer said:
I'm down with opp, yeah you know me.

I'm on Kanye's legal defense team.

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Lambie

Norse Code Vagenda

Dec 23, 2016

#28

Darth Handsome said:
Shall we get the ball rolling with the Airing of Grievances? I got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it!

Bitch, please...

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Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene

Dec 23, 2016

#29

Mrs. Valve said:
ME.

BRING IT

ILL RASSLE U!
And prolly let you win :hi2u:

:hi2u:

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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch

Dec 23, 2016

#30

adi said:

I don't think that word means what I think it means.

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Valve1138

I like the AB in the GB

Dec 23, 2016

#31

Mrs. Valve said:
ME.

BRING IT

New event this year. TOSS A BITCH!

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Mrs. Valve

Dizzy Broad

Dec 23, 2016

#32

Valve1138 said:
New event this year. TOSS A BITCH!

Followed by CUNTPUNTING

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Valve1138

I like the AB in the GB

Dec 23, 2016

#33

Mrs. Valve said:
Followed by CUNTPUNTING

Aren't you at Target?

nukes

I Eat Buttholes Raw

Dec 23, 2016

#34

My wife's at Target too. It's a damn conspiracy!!!

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Mrs. Valve

Dizzy Broad

Dec 23, 2016

#35

Valve1138 said:
Aren't you at Target?

Yes. Making Hanukkah happen one latke at a time

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Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title

Dec 23, 2016

#36

nukes said:
My wife's at Target too. It's a damn conspiracy!!!

So what are you hoping to get for Christmas, Nukes?

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch

Dec 23, 2016

#37

Strings said:
So what are you hoping to get for Christmas, Nukes?

You're more than welcome to regift me your automatic Weiner cooker hot dog buns toaster thingy if you'd like. That is one smooth operator.

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Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title

Dec 23, 2016

#38

HipHugHer said:
You're more than welcome to regift me your automatic Weiner cooker hot dog buns toaster thingy if you'd like. That is one smooth operator.

Just used it yesterday. Gonna be a hell of a stroke.

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nukes

I Eat Buttholes Raw

Dec 24, 2016

#39

Strings said:
So what are you hoping to get for Christmas, Nukes?

I'm thinking of getting a compressor to go with the filter I just got.
Oh you mean from other people?
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAJAHAHAH!

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Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title

Dec 24, 2016

#40

nukes said:
I'm thinking of getting a compressor to go with the filter I just got.
Oh you mean from other people?
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAJAHAHAH!

Well, if your giving out hookers, remember to poke holes in the box so she can breath.
Unless your giving out dead hookers.
... Then don't bother.... They leak.

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