Ontopic Happy Father's Day to all you dads

Did you cry in the shower after it was over, Nukes?
After she smashed my student level Estrada classical guitar?
Darn tootin I she'd some tears.
Paid David Wynn a whole weeks worth of weed money for that axe.

After that, I really listened about the importance of starting a family.
We took out the supplemental insurance we needed to go through IVF.

My sperm and I have a lot in common-
Slow swimmers, not particularly motivated.
 
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After she smashed my student level Estrada classical guitar?
Darn tootin I she'd some tears.
Paid David Wynn a whole weeks worth of weed money for that axe.

After that, I really listened about the importance of starting a family.
We took out the supplemental insurance we needed to go through IVF.

My sperm and I have a lot in common-
Slow swimmers, not particularly motivated.
OK so I assumed this was a previous marriage. So you have twins by machete.
 
OK so I assumed this was a previous marriage. So you have twins by machete.
To be fair, I deserved much of the rage which was being swung at me.
We were both bad to each other for most of the first decade.
We both made changes, we are a stronger and far more stable couple.

The key is accepting your spouses defects.
Pretty easy after that.
 
Makin' a thing:

First time dealing with concrete, there's a section of 1/2" mesh in the middle.
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Screeded semi-flat, the mold is level (on the bubble, supported by shims)
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Set the hand prints, got my sister, her fiance, her fiance's kid, her dog, my dogs, my children, my wife, and me.
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Since the top isn't flat (on purpose), filled with resin:
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Got some nice ambrosia maple to finish up an apron and legs for it.
 
Makin' a thing:

First time dealing with concrete, there's a section of 1/2" mesh in the middle.
DSC_0033.JPG


Screeded semi-flat, the mold is level (on the bubble, supported by shims)
DSC_0034.JPG


Set the hand prints, got my sister, her fiance, her fiance's kid, her dog, my dogs, my children, my wife, and me.
DSC_0112.JPG


Since the top isn't flat (on purpose), filled with resin:
DSC_0113.JPG


Got some nice ambrosia maple to finish up an apron and legs for it.

I like it. Very creative. Long after you're gone people will still be saying "What the fuck is it?"
 
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