GAY Happy Cinco de Drinko, you useless pucks!!!

[tre]

I sorta regret not drinking yesterday. @APRIL isn't drinking though, so I figured I'd use the time to dry out.

She pregnant?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

She pregnant?

she forgot how

 

[APRIL]

She pregnant?

Endometriosis.

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[tre]

Endometriosis.

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oh phew. I thought I was gonna have to have a talk with the boy

 

[APRIL]

oh phew. I thought I was gonna have to have a talk with the boy

Bwahahaha!

He needs to know I can't produce him an heir.

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[JAXvillain]

Bwahahaha!

He needs to know I can't produce him an heir.

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We're no children people as well. By choice. No fucking parasites!

 

[APRIL]

We're no children people as well. By choice. No fucking parasites!

We like fun over joy. High five!

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[JAXvillain]

A little hair of the lushy dog. Picked up a pizza and hit our Mexi joint for a couple more shots, ritas, and a take-home quart of ritas on the way.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Endometriosis.

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Girl, I love you, but your body is so banged up.

 

[APRIL]

Girl, I love you, but your body is so banged up.

I have a great immune system... Just shitty girl and brain parts. Lol

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[APRIL]

A little hair of the lushy dog. Picked up a pizza and hit our Mexi joint for a couple more shots, ritas, and a take-home quart of ritas on the way.

Rita's, no sugar? I remember you being anti-sweet anything.

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[JAXvillain]

Rita's, no sugar? I remember you being anti-sweet anything.

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These have very little sour mix (if any at all)and mostly lime juice. I'm cool with that. They also use Patron for the house ritas and pour very heavily. Only 3.99 for a 16oz pint glass from 2-5.

 

[fly]

I sorta regret not drinking yesterday. @APRIL isn't drinking though, so I figured I'd use the time to dry out.

SHES BLEEDING, WERE DRINKING!

 

[fly]

Girl, I love you, but your body is so banged up.

Not with my tiny cock it isn't!

 

[fly]

Just tested out a shot we made up for our Cinco de Drinko party tomorrow. I call it, The Illegal. Now I'm buzzed up on a Thursday, for the second time.

 

[Petunia]

5 de mayo is the day i have every single white friend messaging me: HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO YOU FILTHY MEXICAN!

literally every year

 

[Jehannum]

These have very little sour mix (if any at all)and mostly lime juice. I'm cool with that. They also use Patron for the house ritas and pour very heavily. Only 3.99 for a 16oz pint glass from 2-5.

bleh, wasting good tequila on margaritas is gross.

 

[fly]

5 de mayo is the day i have every single white friend messaging me: HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO YOU FILTHY MEXICAN!

literally every year

Shit, I knew I forgot something.

 

[JAXvillain]

bleh, wasting good tequila on margaritas is gross.

Far worse to drink shitty, cheap tequila. You're not 17, dude! Have a little class.

 

[fly]

Far worse to drink shitty, cheap tequila. You're not 17, dude! Have a little class.

I find it hard to believe that you can taste specific silver tequilas behind all the acidity of the drink. You may KNOW the difference, but my guess is that you'd fail a blind taste test.