Thread Happy Cake Day Floptical
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Dharma1521
Soooo do I look as young as I look?
Despite it being St. Patrick / St. Padraig / St. Patty / St. Paddy's day, by way of some top-secret footage, we're given a bit better view into Floptical's real birthday party.
Here he can be seen walking majestically toward the place where his actual party is being held - there were so many adoring fans on hand that guards were needed to hold them back. Also take note of all the young boys standing at attention in the background....
Everyone gathered around to hear him tell tales of the "old days" when men were men and the sheep, boys and goats ran for cover at the mention of his name....
The benevolent Floptical is well-pleased with how his special day is going, and gives the bored and inattentive crowd a smile....
A random view of his fans that came to wish the old boy happy birthday. Gee, don't they look excited?
As he starts to work his way to where the party is really going on, he walks past presents that his well-wishers have left there for him. It appears that Valve1138 and MrsValve have been whiling the eternal winter away by practicing their papier-mache skills, and supplementing their art with some hand-made toilet paper wreath's as well.....
All the girls shared a lei with Floppy for his birthday - why? Who knows? But smileynev is looking on in open jealousy....
Yet another awesome sculpture for his birthday, this time courtesy of OneNutt, or whatever his name is. A very strange piece of art it is, too, its like a plastic baby Jesus sitting on the Sword Throne....
The presents this guy gets!! @DING FRIES ARE DONE has done a bang-up job this year, poop sculpting, of course. Who would have thought that there would be so much beauty, so much refinement, so much cause to stop and gaze, from such humble beginnings as Droolio's poo? I feel that the strings of popcorn are really a masterful touch on those works of art....
The annual birthday reenactment of Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang has commenced, so frivolous and gay....
This is easily one of the more odd things going on....seems as though @fly is anointing Floppy's feet with, um, well.... yeah, fly is taking care of Floppy's sore dogs with his man-sauce. I'm sure there is a history, a well established tradition steeped in ritual and meaning....
And what good foot rub isn't followed up with a good finisher? fly reaches slowly and provocatively toward the manhood hiding under the layers of lei's. Such an intimate and heartfelt moment captured here....
The annual candle-lighting to signify that the faggotry portion of the party has ended....
Floppy reassures guests, well-wishers, and looker's-on that he's alright, that he's still got it where it counts....
@dbzeag, @CletusJones and fly stand in reverence as Floppy opens and shows off the Sing Along With Swami cd's they got for him from Goodwill. It was a strict $1 budget for presents this year....
A little nap for the old man, he's just about partied out!
The band kicks into high gear, belting out the happy birthday tunes on drum and violin. Thinking he was going to go un-noticed, theacoustician snuck on-stage at the last moment with his drum to make a surprise appearance. Moron. But hey, wouldja look at that cake?! April, standing directly to Floppy's right, directs and helps him with the knife so he doesn't accidentally slip and slice his kneecap off....
Floptical, happy birthday man.
Oh, and before hitting send, I managed to find a pic of DING FRIES ARE DONE, on his way to work, thinking hard about making more sculptures for whomever's birthday is next....
Here he can be seen walking majestically toward the place where his actual party is being held - there were so many adoring fans on hand that guards were needed to hold them back. Also take note of all the young boys standing at attention in the background....
Everyone gathered around to hear him tell tales of the "old days" when men were men and the sheep, boys and goats ran for cover at the mention of his name....
The benevolent Floptical is well-pleased with how his special day is going, and gives the bored and inattentive crowd a smile....
A random view of his fans that came to wish the old boy happy birthday. Gee, don't they look excited?
As he starts to work his way to where the party is really going on, he walks past presents that his well-wishers have left there for him. It appears that Valve1138 and MrsValve have been whiling the eternal winter away by practicing their papier-mache skills, and supplementing their art with some hand-made toilet paper wreath's as well.....
All the girls shared a lei with Floppy for his birthday - why? Who knows? But smileynev is looking on in open jealousy....
Yet another awesome sculpture for his birthday, this time courtesy of OneNutt, or whatever his name is. A very strange piece of art it is, too, its like a plastic baby Jesus sitting on the Sword Throne....
The presents this guy gets!! @DING FRIES ARE DONE has done a bang-up job this year, poop sculpting, of course. Who would have thought that there would be so much beauty, so much refinement, so much cause to stop and gaze, from such humble beginnings as Droolio's poo? I feel that the strings of popcorn are really a masterful touch on those works of art....
The annual birthday reenactment of Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang has commenced, so frivolous and gay....
This is easily one of the more odd things going on....seems as though @fly is anointing Floppy's feet with, um, well.... yeah, fly is taking care of Floppy's sore dogs with his man-sauce. I'm sure there is a history, a well established tradition steeped in ritual and meaning....
And what good foot rub isn't followed up with a good finisher? fly reaches slowly and provocatively toward the manhood hiding under the layers of lei's. Such an intimate and heartfelt moment captured here....
The annual candle-lighting to signify that the faggotry portion of the party has ended....
Floppy reassures guests, well-wishers, and looker's-on that he's alright, that he's still got it where it counts....
@dbzeag, @CletusJones and fly stand in reverence as Floppy opens and shows off the Sing Along With Swami cd's they got for him from Goodwill. It was a strict $1 budget for presents this year....
A little nap for the old man, he's just about partied out!
The band kicks into high gear, belting out the happy birthday tunes on drum and violin. Thinking he was going to go un-noticed, theacoustician snuck on-stage at the last moment with his drum to make a surprise appearance. Moron. But hey, wouldja look at that cake?! April, standing directly to Floppy's right, directs and helps him with the knife so he doesn't accidentally slip and slice his kneecap off....
Floptical, happy birthday man.
Oh, and before hitting send, I managed to find a pic of DING FRIES ARE DONE, on his way to work, thinking hard about making more sculptures for whomever's birthday is next....
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