[Contest] Happy Birthday UF contest #2: Superheros

[fly]

The rules: Take a picture of yourself. Full length, head only, eyes only, arm only (fukn weirdo), whatever. Now MSPAINT that picture into a superhero/villain. Bonus points if you come up with a story about your character.

Will take submissions in this thread through Monday. Winner gets a $25 Amazon GC.

For example, here's Ace and Gary - The Ambiguously Gay Duo!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

aint nothing ambiguous about that duo

 

[tre]

aint nothing ambiguous about that duo

One of them even has a camel toe

 

[Domon]

No.

 

[Petunia]

The rules: Take a picture of yourself. Full length, head only, eyes only, arm only (fukn weirdo), whatever. Now MSPAINT that picture into a superhero/villain. Bonus points if you come up with a story about your character.

Will take submissions in this thread through Monday. Winner gets a $25 Amazon GC.

For example, here's Ace and Gary - The Ambiguously Gay Duo!

this is way funner

 

[Jehannum]

I'm the TEEN EMBARRASSER, born out of a supremely unsuccessful combination of a liquid lunch, a lack of standards, and legendary behavior, TEENY finds clusters of pubescent and just slightly post-pubescent children and makes them embarrassed on my behalf, since I lack any shame of my own.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

that suit really enhances your back-fat

 

[Jehannum]

that suit really enhances your back-fat

It gives me subtits back there, really brings the whole trainwreck together, man.

 

[wetwillie]

It gives me subtits back there, really brings the whole trainwreck together, man.

You need the tat of some breastestess in that fat-back area. Just about 1/2" in from the suit, all the way around. Just don't go to jail

 

[wetwillie]

Albeit, you wood be very popular. "Jenny"

 

[Jehannum]

Albeit, you wood be very popular. "Jenny"

A hole's a hole.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Interesting that you got your ears pierced to complete the look

 

[Jehannum]

Interesting that you got your ears pierced to complete the look

why are you looking that close?

Even I don't look that close, and I'm the owner of that particular gross husk.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Dude youre the only thing here worth looking at
Flys Wimbledon outfit notwithstanding

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Working on this. May need more than Monday.

 

[kiwi]

I assume it's obvious who my superhero persona is.

I also want to point out that I'm clearly pregnant again.

 

[kiwi]

Sorry that it's huge. I didn't want you to miss any of my kids, they are all important!

 

[Petunia]

I assume it's obvious who my superhero persona is.

I also want to point out that I'm clearly pregnant again.
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omfgggg WINNNAAAAR

 

[APRIL]

Sorry that it's huge. I didn't want you to miss any of my kids, they are all important!

winnrar

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[JAXvillain]

I assume it's obvious who my superhero persona is.

I also want to point out that I'm clearly pregnant again.
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A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR, KIWI!! <3