NSFW Happy Birthday to the Wicked Witch of the North!

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Happy one year older day chica <3

 

[Petunia]

Thanks again guises!! I had a great weekend but I'm so happy to be home and finally get to hug my little nugget!! Mama misses her llama!!

 

[Wessels]

happy birthday. your my favorite chinese lady so i made you some egg drop soup

 

[APRIL]

happy birthday. your my favorite chinese lady so i made you some egg drop soup

With potatoes?

 

[Wessels]

With potatoes?

Nope just egg for days

 

[APRIL]

Nope just egg for days

Fuuuuuuuuu that won't fuck Kiki up.

 

[Wessels]

Fuuuuuuuuu that won't fuck Kiki up.

What's wrong with you, it's her birfday? Have you no soul?

 

[APRIL]

What's wrong with you, it's her birfday? Have you no soul?

I'm deaf.

 

[CletusJones]

I'm deaf.

So you're like Helen Keller?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

So you're like Helen Keller?

Nah, she could speak. Ape is dumb

 

[Petunia]

Nah, she could speak. Ape is dumb

Lmaoooo!!!


Asa, we trolled like 100 grocery stores this weekend looking for BOOBERRY cereal and it looks like California hates all things awesome cuz they didn't even have count chocula or frankenberry!!!

We went to this grocery store on sunset blvd where the hobos, Mexicans and homeless Scientologists hang out and NOTHING!

Clearly Florida is the better state

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Clearly Florida is the better state

Well duh.
And I said I saw it at Target.

 

[Petunia]

Well duh.
And I said I saw it at Target.

We went to target! Nada!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Hmph. That's a shitty Target.

Need some shipped?

 

[Petunia]

Hmph. That's a shitty Target.

Need some shipped?

It wasn't targets fault it's THE STATE OF CALIFORNIAS FAULT cuz we looked in two counties and nada

 

[thintoast]

IT WASN'T EVEN IN WAL-MART!

 

[Petunia]

They didn't have any of them!

It's like California hates Halloween and the 80s

 

[kiwi]

I bet it's banned cause it's been known to cause cancer in the state of California.

 

[tre]

IT WASN'T EVEN IN WAL-MART!

you sure know how to show a gal around town

 

[thintoast]

you sure know how to show a gal around town

walmart, mcdonalds... high class! /murica