YOU WERE IN TAMPA YOU MOTHERFUCKER
holy testicle tuesday it's bast
you sexy piece of shit, how dare you get older! happy birthday
LOVE IT
Stick around, turd.
Sorry I missed you, lover. It was a short trip with no real free time. We were at Islands of Adventure for my bday. I totally jizzed in my pants on the Hogwarts Ride. Unff. Then I drank April's weight in Butterbeer. Don't make me curse you with my badass wand!
@bast_imret Plz get a hold of us next time you're in town!!!Thanks for the wishes everyone! You are a fine bunch of fgts!
Actually it's Mammary Monday.
I just get sexier with age, like a fine Italian prostitute.
I love your new Facebook profile pic. Doge for the win!