Hawt Happy Birthday Kiwi!

[Petunia]

sorry im late to the partaaay!

Happy Birthday Kiwi! Hope you had an awesome day.

im guessing you didnt get laid, but thats ok, the next best thing is booze and food.

hope you got a lil buzz on and ate tons of yummies

but wait, i dont know if youre allowed to drink...

cuz then I hope you ate lotsa yummy food and stuff and burped like a Catholic on Easter!


happy birthdaaaaay @kiwi

 

[kiwi]

Thanks everyone. Nope, no booze or sex this time, but HEY! There's always next year.

 

[Domon]

what about power tools.

 

[kiwi]

My power tools broke and I haven't replaced them.

 

[Domon]

thats completely unacceptable.

 

[kiwi]

Wait, which power tools are you talking about? My drill and saws all work flawlessly.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

My power tools broke and I haven't replaced them.

This is a sad state of affairs.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what about power tools.

She said no sex.

 

[Dharma1521]

ZOMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

 

[fly]

http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-M12V2...qid=1367709784&sr=8-3&keywords=hitachi+router

^^ do strongly recommend (best as a table router in general, but plunge is good too)

http://bigskytool.com/Hitachi_M12V2...le_Speed_(Grade_C_Reconditioned)___i1510.aspx

Big Sky is great for recon'd tools. I've gotten all my Hitachi stuff from there.

 

[Domon]

http://bigskytool.com/Hitachi_M12V2...le_Speed_(Grade_C_Reconditioned)___i1510.aspx

Big Sky is great for recon'd tools. I've gotten all my Hitachi stuff from there.

they almost never have the 3hp routers in stock though, and the amazon price was actually the same for this one (new) and had prime.

 

[Petunia]

She said no sex.

i had sex this weekend. so all is right in the world.

 

[APRIL]

http://bigskytool.com/Hitachi_M12V2...le_Speed_(Grade_C_Reconditioned)___i1510.aspx

Big Sky is great for recon'd tools. I've gotten all my Hitachi stuff from there.

Is that where you got my Hitachi?

 

[fly]

they almost never have the 3hp routers in stock though, and the amazon price was actually the same for this one (new) and had prime.

Either way, great site to pick up solid tools for cheap.

 

[Domon]

Either way, great site to pick up solid tools for cheap.

concur, as i have noted in the past. I have 5 or 6 sets from there

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i had sex this weekend. so all is right in the world.

With a motorized apparatus?

 

[Domon]

i had sex this weekend. so all is right in the world.

did someone break into your house first? Because if they didnt, that doesnt really count, you know, being consensual and all.

 

[tre]

With a motorized apparatus?

i would have guessed gang bang

 

[Domon]

i would have guessed gang bang

I would post a gif of some japanese chick to to the front of a motorized wheelchair gagged and bound with the drivetrain tied to a dildo if i wasnt at work in response to this comment.

But im at work

You all know the gif, you're from the internet.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Gods bless the Japanese