Happy belated birthday!!!
I'd say I hope you get laid but I think we all know that ain't gonna happen!!
Cheers!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it is?
the fact that birthday sex is even a thing is bad enough on its own. Like its a special occasion for something that rarely happens
"another present? awesome! oh, it's a butthole"
Hey bitch, the only reason he didn't get birthday sex was because he was hammered from the awesome get together we threw. I'm not a prude, just sometimes unhealthy.
Fights ? No one is fighting we are just messing around...
She pulls my hair, I pull hers, that's all
And pillows! Lotsa pillows for our pillow fights
I prefer jello wrestling. Either way though, I can take you out in one round you midget.