Omg is duke really 49?
That's like pre-senior citizen status
Happy birthday, we *might* be home in time to tap it and run if you're interested.
You have the week off tho right? Niiccceee!
Nah, I didn't get my vacay request in on time, so I'm taking a week off in a couple weeks. /shrug.
The only thing I'm in the running for tonight is a drink.
And fuck you people I ain't 49.
whores.