Hawt Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gaytrude

kiwi

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im pretty sure considering kiwi's recent urges, itd be more like a sexy pillowfight that devolved into exposure of latent lesbian desires.

I'm seriously never going to post anything that could be remotely construed as sexy again.

Hmph.
 

Domon

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Which on first reaction makes you gay.

until he shows that it can punch though like 3/4s of an inch of leather and looks like an industrial torture machine.

Whats more manly than stabbing parts of a dead cow with a sharp object over and over and over again with great force.
 

Mr. Argumentor

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Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

until he shows that it can punch though like 3/4s of an inch of leather and looks like an industrial torture machine.

Whats more manly than stabbing parts of a dead cow with a sharp object over and over and over again with great force.

Stabbing parts of a live cow with all that?
 

CletusJones

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Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

until he shows that it can punch though like 3/4s of an inch of leather and looks like an industrial torture machine.

Whats more manly than stabbing parts of a dead cow with a sharp object over and over and over again with great force.
You know it. You could literally sew a glove to your own hand with it.

Something about working with leather makes me feel happy inside. Not to mention the smell....

I made these awesome leather shifter and handbrake boots. What's not manly about this?

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