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Hawt Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gaytrude

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by Dory, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. Me too. We're married so it's OK.
     
  2. Happy Birthday old people.
     
  3. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    Swapping swingers, eh?
     
  4. Your mom has swingers too?
     
  5. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    I'm talking about sewing machines, what are you talking about dirty old man?
     
  6. They're Singers.
     
  7. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    Damn it, joke failure like always.
     
  8. fixd.
     
  9. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    Stomp on kiwis foot
     
  10. im pretty sure considering kiwi's recent urges, itd be more like a sexy pillowfight that devolved into exposure of latent lesbian desires.
     
  11. I'm seriously never going to post anything that could be remotely construed as sexy again.

    Hmph.
     
  12. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    I have a sewing machine
     
  13. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    Which on first reaction makes you gay.
     
  14. until he shows that it can punch though like 3/4s of an inch of leather and looks like an industrial torture machine.

    Whats more manly than stabbing parts of a dead cow with a sharp object over and over and over again with great force.
     
  15. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    Stabbing parts of a live cow with all that?
     
  16. Thus speaks the stiletto cow murderer. Let it be noted here.
     
  17. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    You know it. You could literally sew a glove to your own hand with it.

    Something about working with leather makes me feel happy inside. Not to mention the smell....

    I made these awesome leather shifter and handbrake boots. What's not manly about this?

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  18. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    Won't fit into the machine :(
     
  19. Re: Happy birthday DJBrenton and April's mom Gertrude

    Ears? Cowlips?