Video Happy birthday Curiosity!

Shut up you faggot leg humping piece of shit. Go suckle another fat op titty.
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My dad contracted with NASA through an agency for about 18 months.
He worked on one of the Voyager probes to the best of my recollection.

He never talked about it, must have been the classified security clearance.

The story of how he got there is funny.
The whole field crew of his old company was in Sweden on a launch site.
My dad was usually a functional alcoholic, but I guess the pressure of having the Big Boss on site was too much and he downed a liter or two of some Swedish liquor.
When Boss man made his big presentation, dad stood up, said "Richard, tell the truth. You're nothing but a big fucking asshole!".
Dad passed out, they dumped him back in his hotel room.
Came to late afternoon the next day, "sorry Ron, you're fired..."

Actually ate crow and got his job back 19 months later.
Apparently, working for NASA is a snoozefest.
 
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If Toast needed an artificial dick (which im not convinced he doesn't) nasa can still go fuck themselves.