Hawt HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURNING PEE GUY!

Happy birthday Dan!

For your birthday, here is a birthday joke for you:


Why do seagulls fly by the sea, and not the bay?




Wait for it....





BECAUSE THEN THEYD BE BAGELS!!!11 WOO HOO!!1
 
happy bday. I'd drink a few for you but I can't right now. that means you have to drink enough for both of us. your poor liver! maybe treat yourself to some sort of 'cillin to get rid of the burn this year?
 
Oooo a jokes thread for Dan's birthday, I can dig that!

Ok, here's my stab at a joke. Some of you have probably heard this, but oh well.


So a koala picks up a prostitute at a bar and take her to a motel.
When they get inside the room, the koala motions for the lady to
take off her clothes and lay down on the bed.
After she lays down naked on the bed, the koala moves in and
start to perform oral sex on her.
She is pleasantly surprised that he is quite good and she has a
great orgasm.
The koala then gets off the bed and starts to walk out the door.
The lady is stunned, but nevertheless still wants her money
and demands payment from the koala.
The koala looks puzzled the lady grabs a dictionary and flips
through to the word "Prostitute", and shows the koala, which he
reads, "Lady who performs sexual favours for money".
The koala then flips through the dictionary to the word "Koala",
and shows the lady, which she reads "Furry marsupial that eats
bush and leaves". :D
 
HAPPY BEEEDAYYYY!!! May Eileen's anal troubles be miraculously healed up so that you can insert your peen into her nethers again!! :fly::fly::fly: