I want to fuck your very very tight ass with my massive schlong, creamfilling your hole.
Happy birthday
for the record i just had a bowel movement
bro that's disgusting
i thought you'd prefer the squish
Are you coming here with the rents? Ive got your bday present! Just made it!
So I read this last night and thought it was April's birthday and made an ass of myself today.
Um happy birthday not my slutnugget.
So I read this last night and thought it was April's birthday and made an ass of myself today.
Um happy birthday not my slutnugget.
you could always use a free meal
you could always use a free meal
She told me it wasn't her birthday and I turned on her, "fuck you, I ain't buying you shit."