Hawt Happy Birfday Amurika

[fly]

Yeah but how often does that happen really. You'd have a better chance of getting killed by a lightening bolt hurled by a terrorist on his way to work after his chute didn't open.

Of course the chance is low, but not zero. Jail sucks.

 

[august]

I hung out in Lake Monona and swam and drank beers and watched fireworks go off all around the lake, it was pretty rad.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

And then if a fire happens and he kills everyone in the building...

Epoxy the top to a tupperware bowl between the ceiling and the smoke detector. When cooking, cover the detector with the bowl.

 

[HipHugHer]

Of course the chance is low, but not zero. Jail sucks.

He's cooking dinner. What are the chances of him not noticing a fire in his kitchen, while he's standing in his kitchen?

 

[Amstel]

Epoxy the top to a tupperware bowl between the ceiling and the smoke detector. When cooking, cover the detector with the bowl.

This.

This is good trailerpark engineering. If it required duct tape, WD-40, or a hammer it would just be called a 'fix.'

 

[Amstel]

Sir, we put out the fire and sorry you lost almost everything, but we found this. We were just wondering. . . It's a little melted, but why do you have a fire detector in a Tupperware container?

 

[fly]

He's cooking dinner. What are the chances of him not noticing a fire in his kitchen, while he's standing in his kitchen?

Cooking things is exactly how fires get started,

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He's cooking dinner. What are the chances of him not noticing a fire in his kitchen, while he's standing in his kitchen?

Depends how much hes had to drink first

 

[Mr. Argumentor]