Happy B-Day Dirk!

[Coqui]

Here's to another year of humor!

Happy Birthday!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

HAPPY BARFDAY U SILLY BASTARD!

 

[fly]

Let's have a surprise online party for him.

 

[Coqui]

Let's have a surprise online party for him.

This is the party. And you're the stripper. Now get that skirt out you were mentioning yesterday

 

[Nyx]

Happy B-day, Dirk

Now let's get on with the party, strippers, WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS??? Do we really want to see fly in a skirt?

 

[Coqui]

Happy B-day, Dirk

Now let's get on with the party, strippers, WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS??? Do we really want to see fly in a skirt?

Thank you for volunteering.



FRENCH MAID OUTFIT /voice from the past

 

[fly]

Happy B-day, Dirk

Now let's get on with the party, strippers, WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS??? Do we really want to see fly in a skirt?

lets tag team em.

 

[APRIL]

Who is giving out the spankings?


Happy Birthday man!

 

[Nyx]

Thank you for volunteering.



FRENCH MAID OUTFIT /voice from the past

Hmmm, I was thinking more of you being the stripper

Voice from the past indeed, that French maid outfit is gone

 

[Nyx]

lets tag team em.

Sure, why not?

 

[Coqui]

Hmmm, I was thinking more of you being the stripper

Voice from the past indeed, that French maid outfit is gone

I don't take singles though. Only 10's and up.

 

[smileynev]

This turned gay fast

happy bday dirk.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Happy anniversary of your first breath of air

 

[fly]

This turned gay fast

happy bday dirk.

 

[Pandora]

HABBBBY BIRFDAY DIRK!!!

 

[BigDov]

happy birthday Dirk

 

[fly]

HABBBBY BIRFDAY DIRK!!!

hahahahha

awesome++

 

[JAXvillain]

happy bday dirk! go get some strippers and blow!

 

[Fat Burger]

Happy birthday, Dirkie-poo!

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Thanks much everybody.


That reminds me, I have a special birthday edition of Post Sex Rituals i'll post later. It's drama-licious!