TOMORROW DAMMIT
TOMORROW IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
TOMORROW IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
TOMORROW IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE
I know it's a day early but since your 30th is on a Saturday I didn't think anyone would be online. Also I wanted to beat April to the punch just to piss her off.
Happy birthday Dharma. Welcome to middle aged.
Die.
You can complain to me about your age when you are older than me.