This is your chance to give yourself a promotion. Rap stars and basketballs stars do it so you can too.

Prof. E

Dr. Spin

Captan Krackle

Ghetto Eric

Or doing viking names Eric the Orange, Eric the Eccentric

or do classic Red Erick ala Pink Floyd

or put random words together

Krash Karma

Eric Ebonic

Mr. E
DJ Admin Edit
DJ Hot Plate
DJ Tantric
DJ Goldenshower

For the more "globally aware" spinner:

DJ Higher Emissions Standards
DJ Deforestation
DJ Are Guantanamo Enemy Combatants Entitled To Attorneys? (DJ Ageceta for short, pro: Ag-eh-SAY-tuh)