Halp!!!!! I need some ideas for a meeting today.

First monday of every month they give us shitty free donuts.

I enjoy these shitty free donuts very much... its the small things like that which keep me at my job.
 
You do 70 hours every 2 weeks :lol:

Our employer also contributes 3% of our salary to our 401k, regardless of how much we contribute personally.

We do not pay for insurance, company pays 100%, this includes Blue Cross Blue Shield PPO health, dental, we also have short term and long term disability as well as life insurance policies.

er yeah, two weeks. whatevs. i did about 80 last pay period
 
Jesus where the hell do you people work?

I think it's purgatory, the place between Heaven and Hell.

It's got it's good points for sure, but then just out of the blue, you're the random verbal punching bag for some psycho doctor who has a shitty life and can't express it in any other way except making everyone around them miserable and small.

I think all of the perks are hazzard pay, and all of my extra days off are mental health days.
 
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flynavy's picture from basic training.
 
What the fuck?
it's kinda weird. we all used to be contract paid by the hour so vacation was unpaid. then we all went to salary and so vacation is paid now, but there has yet to be an official ruling on how much vacation time we're allowed. i think it's mostly because no one here bothers to take much vacation (except me and one other person). they probably figure if they say "three weeks of vacation" that we'd all take all of it.
 
but it said 70.3 plus the two days I missed a punch so that's at least another 10 ^_^

4/2 11.38-5.54 6.25
4/3 11.14-7.00 7.75
4/4 11.56-4.59 5.00
4/7 10.24-6.56 8.5
4/8 10.21-7.13 9.00
4/9 10.20-6.35 8.25
4/10 9.51-6.19 8.5
4/11 10.34-6.08 7.75
4/14 10.58-5.43 6.75
4/15 10.30-5.17 6.75

6.25
7.75
5.00
8.50
9.00
8.25
8.50
7.75
6.75
6.75
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74.5


Okay, I'll split the difference with you.