hahahaha - we have a jumper at my office building

[fly]

Some guy threatening to jump off the 5th floor of the parking garage.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

go draw a nice circle on the parking lot for him!

 

[simple]

quick, tell him great tasting miller lite will cure his taste loss!

 

[3_ft_9]

only 5 floors up?? Tell him to get higher or it might not work.

 

[smileynev]

5 floors? He's asking for paralysis

 

[water]

Go up there and push him, I doubt he'll ever jump on his own.

 

[wr3kt]

Ask him if he can see his house from there.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

put a kiddie pool on the ground under him, tell him to make a really big splash

 

[smileynev]

talk him down.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

give him one of my cookies, that'll make him reconsider. either that or the caffeine will make him fly away

 

[Statyk]

Throw rocks at him.

 

[wr3kt]

Drop your pants and confirm his decision to jump.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

sneak up behind him and yell "BOO!!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

5 floors? He's asking for paralysis

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Put some large spikes on the ground

 

[JAXvillain]

tell him he better jump soon because mel gibson and danny glover are on their way to the scene

 

[fly]

FUCK. The sissy walked, by himself, to the back of the police car.

 

[Millions]

"BOB! PLEASE! I know your wife left you...and you hate your job...and your incestous love affair with your daughter is going south....but please, for the love of god, DON'T LAND ON MY CHRYSLER!"

 

[ZRH]

FUCK. The sissy walked, by himself, to the back of the police car.

Seriously, who jumps on a friday?

 

[CletusJones]

Seriously, who jumps on a friday?

truth. if i was going to jump i'd do it on a monday.