hahaha they are having me train a new guy

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

YOu gonna learn the guy how to poop in the trashcan in your cubicle and not get caught?

 

[fly]

YOu gonna learn the guy how to poop in the trashcan in your cubicle and not get caught?

thats an art that takes years to master.

 

[Sarcasmo]

HAHAHAAhave?ave? HAVE HIM DOOOOOooooooooooooCOCAINEEEEE

COCAINE
COCAINE
COCAINE

COCAINE

Seriously brother, what the holy vagina is wrong with you?

 

[theacoustician]

Seriously brother, what the holy vagina is wrong with you?

holy vagina? you hate those things and now your worship one? methinks there's more wrong with you than elpmis and that's saying A LOT.

 

[JAXvillain]

title rape should be "haha they are having me do a train with a new guy"

exactly what I thought

 

[Sarcasmo]

holy vagina? you hate those things and now your worship one? methinks there's more wrong with you than elpmis and that's saying A LOT.

I figured using the V word would properly illustrate the severity of the question, since I obviously don't toss that around haphazardly.

 

[Pandora]

HAHAHAAhave?ave? HAVE HIM DOOOOOooooooooooooCOCAINEEEEE

COCAINE
COCAINE
COCAINE

COCAINE

I'll have what he's having.

 

[b_sinning]

exactly what I thought

Great minds think alike. Or we both are retarded in similar ways.

 

[JAXvillain]

Great minds think alike. Or we both are retarded in similar ways.

c

 

[gottoys?]

Are you going to train him to be member of UF so he gets NOTHING done all day like the rest of us addicts?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

thats an art that takes years to master.

You must teach him the ways of the shart

 

[fly]

Are you going to train him to be member of UF so he gets NOTHING done all day like the rest of us addicts?

he's way to nerdy for this place. Yeah, even for here...

 

[Pandora]

he's way to nerdy for this place. Yeah, even for here...

Nerdy? This place?? Fly, I think you're confusing nerdy with ghey again.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I bet they didn't tell him that he was actually training his replacement.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

holy vagina? you hate those things and now your worship one? methinks there's more wrong with you than elpmis and that's saying A LOT.

He's like one of those Catholic gay guys that hates what he is.

 

[Sarcasmo]

He's like one of those really cool Lutheran straight guys that doesn't hate what he is.

fixed, smart guy

 

[Syrup Beaver]

thats an art that takes years to master.

Dozens of lost jobs, hundreds of ruined office chairs, and a vast quantity of soiled pants and socks

 

[fly]

Dozens of lost jobs, hundreds of ruined office chairs, and a vast quantity of soiled pants and socks

The squeeze and breeze is my fave.

Preparation:
* shit, preferrably the runs
* a large report (20-30 blanks sheets of paper will also work)

Execution:
While your neighbor is at lunch, quickly shit in the trashcan, dropping a couple o of the sheets of paper over it as cover when you're done. As they get back from lunch, walk by and drop the full report into their trashcan (try to drop it from as high as possible).

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The squeeze and breeze is my fave.

Preparation:
* shit, preferrably the runs
* a large report (20-30 blanks sheets of paper will also work)

Execution:
While your neighbor is at lunch, quickly shit in the trashcan, dropping a couple o of the sheets of paper over it as cover when you're done. As they get back from lunch, walk by and drop the full report into their trashcan (try to drop it from as high as possible).

The trick is to drop it while still behind the cover of the cube wall

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I like the RAIT, or Redundant Array of Independant Trashcans, approach

Preparation:
*One of them bunny-doo shits
*A significant number of people out of their cubes at meetings or lunch

Execution: Move swiftly from cube to cube: pants down, drop a pellet in the trashcan, pants up, at each cube. Perfect timing is a necessity, as is remaining quiet and listening for footsteps.