guys, please translate this for me

[strawberry love]

i dont have any...

he's tall, athletic (muscular is just the way) he was actually just in gym shorts when i went to talk to him hahaha. shaved head, goatee. light eyes. just yummy eye candy hahaha

 

[JJ Lady]

Thats what I was going to say

 

[thrawn]

does he have an email address or something? i'll fix this all up for you.

 

[strawberry love]

does he have an email address or something? i'll fix this all up for you.

how will you fix it?

 

[kiwi]

how will you fix it?

Probably by sending him goatse.

 

[thrawn]

Probably by sending him goatse.

what is goatse?

 

[thrawn]

how will you fix it?

guy talk

 

[kiwi]

what is goatse?

That thing fly sends around.

 

[strawberry love]

Probably by sending him goatse.

waffles

 

[thrawn]

That thing fly sends around.

webmd doesnt list goatse as an alias for herpes

 

[kiwi]

webmd doesnt list goatse as an alias for herpes

 

[Sarcasmo]

me: "would you like to eat me sometime?"
him: "Hell yes! Is now okay?"
me:"yes"
him: "Let me clear off the bed. Are you thirsty? Can I get you a drink?"
me: "perhaps"
him: "Holy shit, this is so awesome..."

Fixt for success.

 

[strawberry love]

Fixt for success.

 

[Sp`ange]

me: "would you like to eat with me sometime?"
him: "like just you and me?"
me:"yes"
him: "like a date?"
me: "perhaps"
him: "well...i'll eat with you but i dunno what would come from it."
me: "hopefully we will end up naked and sweaty."

fixt for more success.