Baby Guises, Im 5 potatoes pregnant

[Mr. Argumentor]

look at waist:hip

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

 

[Petunia]

aiuefhbivagergv
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sfv
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[helenabear]

Awww what a cute preggo lady you make - wishing you all the best until delivery

 

[Petunia]

Awww what a cute preggo lady you make - wishing you all the best until delivery

omg will you be in charge of my e-Baby Shower????

 

[helenabear]

omg will you be in charge of my e-Baby Shower????

Uh yeah I'll get right on it! Be sure to give us a wish list of everything you'll need.

Beano, laxatives, air freshener?

 

[Petunia]

Uh yeah I'll get right on it! Be sure to give us a wish list of everything you'll need.

Beano, laxatives, air freshener?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

JUST GO CRAP, LADY

 

[Petunia]

JUST GO CRAP, LADY

nooooo not til 2morro

this is from the POTATOES

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

GO TAKE A BIG MEATY POTATO CRAP


ON THE LAWN

 

[fly]

omg if i ate 5 potatoes i would be in the hospital!!!

i had some beef stew my BF made last night and today the potatoes (he use 2) got all mushy so I couldn't pick them out... anyhooooo this is the direct result of me coming in contact with even a small trace of potatoes.... if i ate 5 i would blow up

Beef stew? Is that a scat reference?

 

[Mikeawesome]

stop taking laxatives

 

[eileenbunny]

I'm getting her poo pourri.

 

[Petunia]

Beef stew? Is that a scat reference?

barf??

it was so deeelish
it was a cold wet windy day yest so he wanted something hearty and I'm like NIKKA THATS ALOT OF CARBS, YOU COOK IT... and he did
but this is the karma now potato pregnancy

 

[fly]

Five potatoes pregnant and only four apples tall. This is not good.

 

[Petunia]

Five potatoes pregnant and only four apples tall. This is not good.

omggggg
my older brother used to say i was 3 apples high

 

[Peppers]

I hope its a girl.

Mama!!!

 

[Domon]

potato pregnant sounds like some sort of slang for having a downs syndrome kid

 

[Amstel]

you need to let that out girl!

Spoiler

 

[Petunia]

also it seems my potato pregnancy is slowly deflating...
FAWK you guys shoulda see the FIRST pic i took and sent my BF!!
that was like 7 months preggo looking after the stew....

sooooo weird, this happens to me with Pasta as well... the last time i had pasta (April 2011) I got HUGE and it freaked me the fuck out.. but it was super painful

 

[helenabear]

Holy crap I couldn't imagine that seriously. Of course I love carbs and enjoy eating potatoes now and then. No pasta would make me a sad panda It would freak me out too if I got that big. I've been bloaty but never that bad.