Greedo shot first...

Drool-Boy said:
I wish to pee on you, sir.

Okay... how about this:

Greedo was a Rodian smuggler or bounty hunter in the employ of Jabba the Hutt. He was killed during an attempt to capture or kill Han Solo after Jabba the Hutt placed a bounty on Han's head.
 
I'm just proud that I knew Greedo was from Star Wars. I guess he was the bounty hunter in the bar with the nifty music that Han shot under the table?

As for the stupid people shooting each other in a bar irl, when's the last time any of us have had an argument that ended in a gun fight? Civilized people don't do this as far as I can tell.
 
itburnswhenipee said:
Okay... how about this:

Greedo was a Rodian smuggler or bounty hunter in the employ of Jabba the Hutt. He was killed during an attempt to capture or kill Han Solo after Jabba the Hutt placed a bounty on Han's head.

My kinda guy right here. Will you sex me on my Star Wars sheets? JJ won't let me put them on anymore since I called her Leia last time.
 
bast_imret said:
My kinda guy right here. Will you sex me on my Star Wars sheets? JJ won't let me put them on anymore since I called her Leia last time.


Worked for Ross:

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