Grammar much??

[BigDov]

I opened up this email not 5 minutes ago, and just kind of sat here shaking my head. Usually emails like this come from the workers that have migrated here from other countries...... because this comes from a Californian, it's priceless to me:

I reported last week that their were CRS products missing from the report. This continues to be a case. I provide a list of CRS products, but received zero comments. I
going to schedule a meeting the appropriate people to see if we can improve our report.

LOL What the hell, grammar much?? And this is after getting this one earlier today:

When I move them from the child order to the parent that IC wanted us to do it would auto to bulk and most of the time in the child order was bulk so that why I kept it bulk. I didn't know that we had a list of bulk parts. I will make sure that is op pull from pack/pack now on. In oracle how to you fine out if the part is bulk, pull or push and where it is coming from.

I'm not sure what my pal is talking about but HOLY RUN-ON SENTENCE AND NO CONCEPT OF PUNCTUATION BATMAN!!!


I love my job

 

[Excedrin]

When I move them from the child order to the parent that IC wanted us to do it would auto to bulk and most of the time in the child order was bulk so that why I kept it bulk.

That makes my brain hurt.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just reply with "huh?"

 

[BigDov]

These are college-educated people too.......

 

[Excedrin]

Respond with even worse grammar.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

These are college-educated people too.......

I get the same shit from engineers sometimes.
I just reply with "huh?" or "No comprende" and then they just call me

 

[BigDov]

Respond with even worse grammar.

I actually would have to TRY to write that bad

 

[Excedrin]

I actually would have to TRY to write that bad

Try removing your period key.

 

[BigDov]

Try removing your period key.

And the comma along with the /? key too

 

[Excedrin]

And the comma along with the /? key too

And use 'there' 'their' 'they're' 'you're' 'your' 'where' 'were' 'are' 'our' at incorrect places.

edit: and try to use the word "bulk" as many times as you possibly can in one sentence.

 

[BigDov]

And use 'there' 'their' 'they're' 'you're' 'your' 'where' 'were' 'are' 'our' at incorrect places.

I'm gonna have to try that...... I honestly doubt if anyone would even notice though.

 

[Excedrin]

I'm gonna have to try that...... I honestly doubt if anyone would even notice though.

Ohhh. Good point. That almost ruins it.....almost.

 

[thrawn]

My boss scares me with his emails. It's almost like he's created his own version of shorthand, but I would be giving him too much credit. He is not too bright. I wonder at times if that's how things are being processed in his head. There is a rumor that he saw the plant manager blowing the owner, he has something over their heads so they have to keep him.

 

[Sp`ange]

edit: and try to use the word "bulk" as many times as you possibly can in one sentence.

yeah.. kinda like how the smurfs use the word 'smurf'..