Movie Grab some poopcorn and toilet paper!

[eileenbunny]

I was eating, Texas food.

I will try for a litter of kittens next!

CLOGS!

 

[CletusJones]

Phantom of the opera

 

[CletusJones]

CLOGS!

Exactly what happens to the toilet when April flushes

 

[Petunia]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!!


ps: i pooped with out laxxies today and it hurt like a bitch.

loose watery bowel movements FTW

 

[eileenbunny]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre!!!


ps: i pooped with out laxxies today and it hurt like a bitch.

loose watery bowel movements FTW

Try some fiber?

 

[fly]

Try some fiber?

You're talking to someone who had the eating habits of Corky with extra retard

 

[Petunia]

You're talking to someone who had the eating habits of Corky with extra retard

faaaak afff

today for dinner i had 4egg whites, 1/4 spoon of light mayo, celery, tomato, onions (diced) and wrapped in an Belgian endive leaf so yummmmz.. i was able to make 4! thats like a turkey dinner for me.

 

[Petunia]

Try some fiber?

ya my DR told me to sprinkle that benefiber shit in my green tea every morning... but i fear shitting myself once i get to school.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ya my DR told me to sprinkle that benefiber shit in my green tea every morning... but i fear shitting myself once i get to school.

just wear a diaper, youll be ok

 

[Casper]

Shitting in public is sooooooo liberating.

 

[eileenbunny]

faaaak afff

today for dinner i had 4egg whites, 1/4 spoon of light mayo, celery, tomato, onions (diced) and wrapped in an Belgian endive leaf so yummmmz.. i was able to make 4! thats like a turkey dinner for me.

So here's your nutritional intake for one meal:

Amount Per Serving
Calories 34.1
Total Fat 0.3 g
Saturated Fat 0.1 g
Polyunsaturated Fat 0.2 g
Monounsaturated Fat 0.1 g
Cholesterol 0.0 mg
Sodium 79.1 mg
Potassium 128.3 mg
Total Carbohydrate 3.4 g
Dietary Fiber 0.9 g
Sugars 0.0 g
Protein 4.6 g
Vitamin A 3.7 %
Vitamin B-12 0.0 %
Vitamin B-6 2.7 %
Vitamin C 7.8 %
Vitamin D 0.0 %
Vitamin E 1.2 %
Calcium 1.2 %
Copper 1.7 %
Folate 3.3 %
Iron 1.2 %
Magnesium 1.6 %
Manganese 3.6 %
Niacin 1.1 %
Pantothenic Acid 1.2 %
Phosphorus 1.6 %
Riboflavin 1.3 %
Selenium 0.5 %
Thiamin 2.0 %
Zinc 0.6 %


*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

If you eat 3 meals a day like that, or even 6 you aren't getting enough nutrition and certainly not enough fiber. Fiber is not the same as a laxative. It won't make you suddenly have to poop. It just makes your poop solid yet pliable and easy to move. It gives you a 4 on the bristol scale more often

 

[Petunia]

low cal/high protein works for me.

i munch on veggies and fruit all day long + my gallllllons of water...
i take vitamins and also take B12 injections to build red blood cells and keep my anemia in check.

as soon as i hit my goal weight, im going to inhale a double whopper with cheese + bacon. then im going to pass out from the itis.

 

[plot]

Loved boondocks.

Eating all day long is bad for you, regardless of what it is.