FYI Got stung by a bee this morning.

[Duke]

I was stung on my tongue once.

That is all

Tried sucking off a bee, did you?

follow your clinician's advice and don't take off the helmet. the repeated beating of your head against the wall will only make you more retarded.

 

[Petunia]

My little sister once made the brilliant decision (probably around 8 or so) to put a hermit crab in her mouth and it pinched her tongue.

Omg Annnnnd? ?
Kikos hermit crab Hermie pinched my thumb once holy fawk it hurt

 

[tre]

i got stung on my hand a few years back. it swelled up quite a bit....

 

[NaOH]

Double ouch!!

 

[tre]

still less sausage-y than @Maureen

 

[NaOH]

I'm LOLing my head off here..

Has @Maureen got anything going for her?

 

[DJBrenton]

Well let's check this.

Sausage hands? Check.
6 or more STD's? Check
Vag that can apprently take volleyballs? Check
Scared of turtles? Check
Can't catch planes on time? Check
Size 12 after eating potatoes? Check

Nope. Not much going for her at all. Still. At least she's not married to an Aussie.

 

[Duke]

Well, she does have more stamps on her passport than James Bond.

 

[Coqui]

i got stung on my hand a few years back. it swelled up quite a bit....

 

[fly]

i got stung on my hand a few years back. it swelled up quite a bit....

POP IT!

 

[eileenbunny]

Swelling like that happens pretty much every time I get stung. My breathing gets worse every time too.

 

[tre]

POP IT!

my retarded son thought it was full of honey because a bee did it to me. He was like 4 at the time, but I stopped saving for college.

 

[fly]

Swelling like that happens pretty much every time I get stung. My breathing gets worse every time too.

It's probably easier listing the things you ARENT allergic to

 

[Domon]

i havent gotten stung by a bee since i was about 12

 

[fly]

my retarded son thought it was full of honey because a bee did it to me. He was like 4 at the time, but I stopped saving for college.

That just made me laugh out out.

 

[eileenbunny]

It's probably easier listing the things you ARENT allergic to

I'm not actually allergic to much. Bananas and latex (same allergy), bees, iodine. I think that about sums it up.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm not actually allergic to much. Bananas and latex (same allergy), bees, iodine. I think that about sums it up.

Weird, I can (I mean, I don't, but it's possible without consequences) eat bananas, but I'm definitely allergic to latex.

Like "is it normal for all the skin to fall off my ding-dong just because of this one condom" type of allergic to latex.

 

[eileenbunny]

Weird, I can (I mean, I don't, but it's possible without consequences) eat bananas, but I'm definitely allergic to latex.

Like "is it normal for all the skin to fall off my ding-dong just because of this one condom" type of allergic to latex.

"Latex allergy also is related to certain foods, such as avocados, bananas, chestnuts, kiwis and passion fruits. These foods contain some of the same allergens found in latex. If you're allergic to latex, you have a greater chance of also being allergic to these foods."

If I were you I'd avoid them. Alternatively you aren't allergic to latex but something they put on the condom or in the spermicidal lubricant. It's possible to be irritated by something without actually being allergic to it as well. If you really want to know, go see an allergist. Bananas and latex will kill me if I hang out with them. It's not just skin irritation for me, it's the lack of breathing that's the real problem. I like breathing.

 

[fly]

I'm not actually allergic to much. Bananas and latex (same allergy), bees, iodine. I think that about sums it up.

You dont consider migraine triggers an allergy?

 

[DJBrenton]

I'm allergic to migraines.