Baby Good Bye Liver

Long Islands are awful. The closest I've come to liking an alcoholic drink is a Pina Colada.
I'm offended by your disgust for long islands.

A properly made long island is almost equivalent to the nectar of the gods. They're our favorite drink, even my brother was surprised that generic alcohol made such a tasty cocktail.

Don't forget the lemon!
 
we can tell

Being contrary

depressed

morose

telling everyone that things they like suck

I haven't told anyone things they like suck. I said I don't like drinking... I said I think alcohol is disgusting? Where did I tell someone something they liked sucked? My god up my ass much.