Thread Gold star gay?

What's your hanky layout? :hi2u:

Left pocket:
Red, Yellow, White, Light Blue, Magenta, Beige, Argyle,

Right pocket:
Yellow, Grey, White, Light Blue, Navy Blue, Pink, Teal, Hunter Green, Robin Egg Blue, Deep Aqua, Chamoise, Dark Pink, Magenta, Mustard, Beige, Argyle, Gold

Wow that's a lot of TMI. I am never going to find work again.
 
Left pocket:
Red, Yellow, White, Light Blue, Magenta, Beige, Argyle,

Right pocket:
Yellow, Grey, White, Light Blue, Navy Blue, Pink, Teal, Hunter Green, Robin Egg Blue, Deep Aqua, Chamoise, Dark Pink, Magenta, Mustard, Beige, Argyle, Gold

Wow that's a lot of TMI. I am never going to find work again.
Like someone said yesterday, a merit badge sash would be much easier to comprehend.
 
Some of these are oddly specific:

Chamoise
Motorcycle sex
Indicates the wearer is looking for sex involving a motorcycle as a prop, or involving one or more bikers in the sexual activities.