Goat Trauma? - Donate!


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Sep 30, 2004
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation was created in 1982 by a small group that originally came together as a an informal support group for problems that were the result of traumatic experiences at petting zoos as children. This group realized that there were many others out there who were afraid to come forward with their horrific stories and wanted to find some way to help as many people as they could. The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation is the result of their dream.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Through its programs and workshops, individuals from all walks of life have been able to live happier and more fulfilling lives, without the ever-present ghosts of their personal goat traumas. Some have even made such progress that they have been able to put their traumas completely behind them and rejoin mainstream society. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]No matter what the effects of your trauma, we can help you. The effects of a childhood goat trauma vary widely from person to person, depending on the severity of their trauma. Such problems as irrational fears, unexplained twitching, and insomnia could all have origin in a goat trauma.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation is here to help anyone who has suffered a traumatic run-in with goats. If you think that the foundation can help you, please contact one of our counselors.
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]http://www.goat-trauma.org/
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Since this is your first offense, you will only have to chop off your pinky and stick the bloody stub in steaming hot water.
Next time it'll be urine.

BigDov said:

Due to your compliance with link creation, you will be recieving one complimentary virgin goatling. Sex-type is your choice. Please keep up the good work.

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