Give your dog a *real* treat

[fly]

I don't shake them like that... I'd rather tromp around in my fatness knocking thier beers out of thier hands and have them throw the remaining food in thier hands at me.

Try and knock my beer out of my hand bish. Just try.


(Then do Drool and ICWater next)

 

[Pandora]

I've seen how he looks at their shi-zu sometimes, with that distant longing, until Pandora smacks him upside the head with a trout.

Okay ya'll are just nasty.

 

[BigDov]

Okay ya'll are just nasty.

uh-oh!!!!

 

[bast_imret]

Okay ya'll are just nasty.

Face-dog wants it and you know it! She's a horny little old lady.

 

[Kabn]

i used to work at a pet store. you wouldn't believe the stuff they dry and sell for dogs to chew.

cow hip bones and femurs (or the cow equivalent to a femur), pig ears, etc.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

 

[bast_imret]

Hey, I have that same pillow case! What a coincidence!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ugh
gonna have to warsh that pillow now

 

[BigDov]

I had a dog once that dry-humped a neighborhood kid. We didn't wash him off.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's a female dog too, not mine but a friends of ourse

 

[crazymike]

Im not so much horrified by the fact that dogs are chewing on bull penises, as much as I am by the fact that someone thought "Hay, lets cut off bull penises and dry them out so dogs can chew on them!"
I mean seriously, wtf?

What do you think dog food is? It's not prime cuts of beef.

 

[Pandora]

Face-dog wants it and you know it! She's a horny little old lady.

Yeah right. She's too old to be horney. She just wants us to move to California so she can get some medicine for her Glaucoma.

 

[bast_imret]

Yeah right. She's too old to be horney. She just wants us to move to California so she can get some medicine for her Glaucoma.

I'm telling you, those times when you think she's all grumpy and fussy, it's cause she's not getting any!

 

[Onnotangu]

must not comment

 

[Nyx]

must not comment

You might as well, just about everyone else did!

 

[Viremia]

I had an anatomy prof in college that used a dried bull penis as his pointer. It was a definite conversation piece and quite impressive in length but not girth

 

[BigDov]

I had an anatomy prof in college that used a dried bull penis as his pointer. It was a definite conversation piece and quite impressive in length but not girth

I've seen some of the more spectacular specimens used as canes before.

 

[Nyx]

I had an anatomy prof in college that used a dried bull penis as his pointer. It was a definite conversation piece and quite impressive in length but not girth

Great idea