GAY Git out of my brainz Brony !!111!!1

[Petunia]

i had a dream last night that @my little brony was at some house and he was chilling on this couch and he had no shirt on with a crazy hot sexy abs, but had some boxer short band peeking out of his "soft pants" and his massive rod was all thick and muscular under his pants.

my friends were all drooling watching him and i was like I KNOW HIM FROM THE INTERNET!!!
so i was looking EVERYWHERE for a my little pony so i can come and talk to him cuz no one could JUST walk up to massive kak dude, you had to bring him a gift or something like baby jesus.

found a MLP

ran up to him and said ITS MEEEEE KIKI HERE IS YOUR PONY LET ME SIT ON YOUR LAP PLEASE.

then out of fucking nowhere guess who cock blocks meeeeee? stupid @Dory
she's like OH HAI SLORE HES WITH ME
but @my little brony was like BUT KIKI HAS A PONY!!!

so @Dory and i start fighting over him.

people cheered

i think i won. lets just say i won. then i woke up.

 

[Duke]

it's going to take 5.35 seconds for @my little brony to rub one out to this before he will be able to respond.

 

[APRIL]

Your vivid dreams crack me up.

 

[Amstel]

kiki= kiki
brony=CE-No
Dory=Pirate Hooker

Now re-read.

 

[Petunia]

it's going to take 5.35 seconds for @my little brony to rub one out to this before he will be able to respond.

LMFAO

omg his ting ting was HUGE

i think its cuz i fell asleep reading about The Game...

this was pretty much @my little brony but white and no tats and no criminal record in my dream

 

[Petunia]

Your vivid dreams crack me up.

ugh they are soooooo vivid. colors & numbers are crazy.
like the MLP i found was purple with yellow and green hair... HOW DO I REMEMBER THIS SHIT....

remember how i creeped you out at your house?

 

[Duke]

kiki= kiki
brony=CE-No
Dory=Pirate Hooker

Now re-read.

Kiki= Zola
Brony = Rudy
Dory = Jess

 

[APRIL]

Yes, your brain is a weird one... If I didn't know better, I'd say you have a savant-like memory.

 

[Petunia]

Yes, your brain is a weird one... If I didn't know better, I'd say you have a savant-like memory.

im a cute RainMan

 

[Amstel]

You know how cool Zola is? So fucking cool that you'll still invite her to party with you at your house even though you know later this will happen:

remember how i creeped you out at your house?

 

[Petunia]

You know how cool Zola is? So fucking cool that you'll still invite her to party with you at your house even though you know later this will happen:

i wanna party with @fly again.
we have an R&B group dance we have to work on

 

[fly]

i wanna party with @fly again.
we have an R&B group dance we have to work on

OMG we totally have to put together a routine this time.

 

[Amstel]

i wanna party with @fly again.
we have an R&B group dance we have to work on

CEO lurking: DAGGARS!!!!

 

[Petunia]

OMG we totally have to put together a routine this time.

omg our 90s R&B Group needs a name

 

[Duke]

omg our 90s R&B Group needs a name

Trappin' 'n' Tampa

aka TNT

 

[Petunia]

Trappin' 'n' Tampa

aka TNT

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hOLY FUCK I LOVE IT

 

[my little brony]

LMFAO

omg his ting ting was HUGE

i think its cuz i fell asleep reading about The Game...

this was pretty much @my little brony but white and no tats and no criminal record in my dream

pretty spot on, actually

 

[Petunia]

pretty spot on, actually

I hai thar

 

[Duke]

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

 

[my little brony]

I hai thar