Gift help for a musician

[Fat Burger]

Ok, a friend of mine is the guitarist/singer/songwriter type, and I'm going to put together a sort of "gig survival kit" with partly useful and partly joke items for her birthday. Here's what I've got so far, please suggest additions:

• Extra set of strings
• Extra picks
• Guitar polish
• Throat lozenges
• Plastic ninja sword to cut off the heads of people who boo

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Flask of his favorite musical enhancing liquid

 

[BigDov]

That's a fairly comprehensive list....... the only thing I might add is maybe an extra sling/strap whatever they call those things.

And maybe earplugs.

 

[wr3kt]

A mirror.
Mini-condoms.
Snickers candy bar.
One of those "Get out of jail free" cards from a monopoly game.
A little black book.
Toilet Paper.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

cheap sunglasses

 

[Fat Burger]

Flask of his favorite musical enhancing liquid

Her, but a flask is too expensive

 

[Fat Burger]

A mirror.
Mini-condoms.
Snickers candy bar.
One of those "Get out of jail free" cards from a monopoly game.
A little black book.
Toilet Paper.

I like the mirror and Snickers ideas. Where would I find a small handheld mirror, though? I've never looked for something like that before.

 

[Fat Burger]

That's a fairly comprehensive list....... the only thing I might add is maybe an extra sling/strap whatever they call those things.

And maybe earplugs.

Earplugs is good

 

[JAXvillain]

nice, long guitar cable...I like the kind with the cloth weaved overwrap personally

 

[I.C.Water]

bag of syringes

 

[wr3kt]

I like the mirror and Snickers ideas. Where would I find a small handheld mirror, though? I've never looked for something like that before.

Go to the dollar store.

 

[Fat Burger]

nice, long guitar cable...I like the kind with the cloth weaved overwrap personally

I'll check to see if I can find one cheap enough. I don't want to end up spending too much on this.

 

[Fat Burger]

Go to the dollar store.

Ok, I was planning on that for the ninja sword too.

 

[BigDov]

I like the mirror and Snickers ideas. Where would I find a small handheld mirror, though? I've never looked for something like that before.

Cosmetic aisle at Safeway. I've heard they might be there.

 

[simple]

food stamps - better prep him for the shit life he's about to live

 

[Viremia]

- string winder (plastic, and costs a couple bucks)
- wire cutters (for cutting the ends of strings off, or penises of annoying groupies)
- hairspray (industrial strength)
- coupon for 50% off at Spandex-R-Us (ficticious)
- books on: how to distinguish rubber and real bats, the flight characteristics of chickens, and how to impress record execs when all you have is a bottle of whiskey and one live bird

 

[Kevlar]

Silly String!

 

[Arthur Pendragon]

A mirror.
Mini-condoms.
Snickers candy bar.
One of those "Get out of jail free" cards from a monopoly game.
A little black book.
Toilet Paper.

Speaking from personal experince I would suggest you make if 7 or 8 of those "Get out of jail free" cards from a monopoly game.

 

[Kevlar]

Who wanted me to spray myself with silly string? plus gave me a red mark on my rep points...

 

[Arthur Pendragon]

Who wanted me to spray myself with silly string? plus gave me a red mark on my rep points...

I dont know about the red mark on your rep points, but I could go for pics of you wearing nothing but silly string......