Gift help for a musician

Fat Burger

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Ok, a friend of mine is the guitarist/singer/songwriter type, and I'm going to put together a sort of "gig survival kit" with partly useful and partly joke items for her birthday. Here's what I've got so far, please suggest additions:

  • Extra set of strings
  • Extra picks
  • Guitar polish
  • Throat lozenges
  • Plastic ninja sword to cut off the heads of people who boo
 

wr3kt

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A mirror.
Mini-condoms.
Snickers candy bar.
One of those "Get out of jail free" cards from a monopoly game.
A little black book.
Toilet Paper.
 

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Fat Burger said:
I like the mirror and Snickers ideas. Where would I find a small handheld mirror, though? I've never looked for something like that before.
Go to the dollar store.
 
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Viremia

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- string winder (plastic, and costs a couple bucks)
- wire cutters (for cutting the ends of strings off, or penises of annoying groupies)
- hairspray (industrial strength)
- coupon for 50% off at Spandex-R-Us (ficticious)
- books on: how to distinguish rubber and real bats, the flight characteristics of chickens, and how to impress record execs when all you have is a bottle of whiskey and one live bird
 
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Arthur Pendragon

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wr3kt said:
A mirror.
Mini-condoms.
Snickers candy bar.
One of those "Get out of jail free" cards from a monopoly game.
A little black book.
Toilet Paper.
Speaking from personal experince I would suggest you make if 7 or 8 of those "Get out of jail free" cards from a monopoly game.:D :D :D :D
 
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Arthur Pendragon

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Kevlar said:
:rant: Who wanted me to spray myself with silly string? plus gave me a red mark on my rep points... :(
I dont know about the red mark on your rep points, but I could go for pics of you wearing nothing but silly string......:D :D :D :D