Getting enough Marklar for a title, what should it be?

That's fine. I'm just going to go out and have someone steal my kidney this weekend, make a thread over it, and I'll get it all back + some.
 
I think that would be a dictatorship...emphasis on dick because we all know how much fly likes the cockle
 
Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want this Marklar or any of his marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe their marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with their marklar. These marklars have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars.