Ontopic Get well Nukes

No, she's right.
I could have been the filthiest dirty cabbie of all time.
Now as it turns out, my body was simply broken.

Can we still pretend you have E.coli and you're still a filthy, poop wiping by hand freak who can't control his bowels?
That was your "fun fact"


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.
 
I just spend a lot of my time lately going through charts looking for info on colonoscopies and colon issues. I'm up to my neck in bholes :lol: and it makes the most sense, I had already figured it was diverticulitis-related and then with the e. coli blood infection, it fit.


Stop ruining everything. You're psychic, all right?
 
Getting a colonoscopy is how my dad found out about his pancreatic cancer. He got 11 more months to live instead of a month. *shrug*
that sucks but also that's better?

was it a regular colonoscopy, or a virtual (ct colonography)?
 
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that sucks but also that's better?

was it a regular colonoscopy, or a virtual (ct colonography)?
Regular. The cancer had spread from his pancreas to his liver. Because his liver was touching his colon, it transferred some cancer cells to his colon which was spotted by the doc and told him to see an oncologist, stat.
 
Regular. The cancer had spread from his pancreas to his liver. Because his liver was touching his colon, it transferred some cancer cells to his colon which was spotted by the doc and told him to see an oncologist, stat.
:( :heart: that is a huge bummer, I'm sorry man.