Get to know your fellow forum freaks (pt1 of 2)

[theacoustician]

We've kinda know each other here or at least we think we do.

We've all also gotten those "get to know you" questionaires in email forwards.

So in part 1 of this topic, we're going to make up questions you'd like to ask people here on the forum. Make them whatever you want (serious, funny, weird). I'd prefer if you got really clever with the questions, not just the same old everyday stuff here.

Tomorrow morning I'll cull all the questions together and in part 2 everyone answers them. This thread is only for questions to ask others, so don't answer the questions or get off topic.

I'll start with a few basic ones, maybe add more later.

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Real first name?
Location?
What would you say is the single most enlightening event of your life?
Ninjas or Pirates?
Wanna do it?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What do you do for a living?
What do you WANT to do for a living?
Are you a Fancy Lad?
Wanna buy a monkey?
Boxers , briefs, boxerbriefs, or commando

 

[Coqui]

One thing in this world you can't live without?
Money or job you love?
Place in the world that you would live given the choice?

 

[Bubbles]

Tampons with or without applicator

 

[Penis Envy]

If you could be a jelly bean, what kind would you be?

when was the last time you actually enjoyed the subtle art of humming?

 

[b_sinning]

Lessing Filling or Tastes Great?
Cake or Pie?

 

[APRIL]

- The one thing you have done that you feel the worst about?
- Views on life after death?
- Freakiest sexual thing you have done in your life?

 

[taeric]

Games on computer, console, or boards?

 

[APRIL]

Games on computer, console, or boards?

Oh good one!

 

[Pandora]

Chinese or Mexican?
Favorite pizza toppings
Truth or dare?

 

[Sp`ange]

Why do you keep pretending you are straight?
Beared clam or naked roastbeef?
Shoes or sandals?
Menthol or Regular?
T or A?

 

[Penis Envy]

Oh good one!

Thats not a question, stop it..


How many items have you had in your rectum at 1 time

 

[zengirl]

- method of birth control
- longest relationship? outcome?
- siblings?
- offspring?
- most prized posession?

 

[Sp`ange]

Wipe forward or backward?
Spit or swallow?
What do you wash (on your body) first?
Favorite shoes?
Pencil or pen?
Keyboard or mouse?
vector or bitmap?

 

[simple]

What is your greatest fear?

 

[JAXvillain]

paper or plastic? (for erotic asphyxiation )
for the chicks...spit or swallow?
blimpie or subway?
coupe or 4dr?
huffing:unleaded or diesel?

 

[fly]

Which actor/actress of your same sex would you do?

eat a newborn baby rodent or a small sack of live catepillars?

would you rather discover that space aliens are superior to us or inferior?

 

[fly]

If Pandora was your wife, how many kids would you have?

Same question, but zengirl?

 

[kiwi]

Will you answer all the following questions or pick and choose?

 

[fly]

Good mouth or good naughty bits?