Get Educated. Get A Gun. Get Trained.

You know I work with a couple 40+ year old men who don't understand interest rates?

A class like this would be SUBSTANTIALLY more beneficial than most high school classes over the course of a person's life.

It's frightening that people don't know how a checkbook ledger works, or how to apply for a loan and why the interest rate matters.
 
I second this.

1911 + rail + white LED light = home defense pistol with tons of win and anti-AIDS.

Shotgun is still the best home defense weapon to have overall though.

Pfft, gotta stop 'em from even getting in the door.

A 3 acre wide barrier of thick brambles, followed by a narrow concealed trench with punji sticks, then a good 40ft of criss-crossing razor wire interspersed with bear traps.

Then a nice 'n sturdy hook 'n eye to keep that there door shut
 
Pfft, gotta stop 'em from even getting in the door.

A 3 acre wide barrier of thick brambles, followed by a narrow concealed trench with punji sticks, then a good 40ft of criss-crossing razor wire interspersed with bear traps.

Then a nice 'n sturdy hook 'n eye to keep that there door shut

No land mines? Your kung fu is weak.
 

I second this.

1911 + rail + white LED light = home defense pistol with tons of win and anti-AIDS.

Shotgun is still the best home defense weapon to have overall though.

What the fuck is a 1911?

And a shotgun won't fit under said drawer. I could however hide one under the couch in the home theater where I spend most of my time at night.